Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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