he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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