I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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