Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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