He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I'm having to shit out rocks
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