she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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