i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
