I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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