I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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