It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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