My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
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there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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