she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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