But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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