I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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