(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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