I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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