My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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