Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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