Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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