Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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