It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I have tasted many bathrooms
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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