i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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