Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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