hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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