school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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