dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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