is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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