Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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