So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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