Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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I have fence marks all over my body
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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