I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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