so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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