Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Im just a social blackout drinker.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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