i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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