Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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