Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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