My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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