where does the pee come out of this thing
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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