***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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