Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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