Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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