Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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