Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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