I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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