Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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