Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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