Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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