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I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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