I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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