okay pat passed out under dana's car
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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