He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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