Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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