im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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