Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off