i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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