Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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