bring money and cleavage
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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