Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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